repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
so sanrio has been releasing short cartoons of this character that is literally a lethargic egg yolk and i am in love
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat
a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak
Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.
orphan adore and working mama bianca
I can’t cope with this
silly mr. crabs thats not your millionth dollar
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can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
The Avengers are every person you see in high school.
The shy nerd
The asshole you just can’t hate
The hot foreign guy
The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something
His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)
The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks
And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete
most amazing words ever spoken.
Eartha Kitt, dropping some self-love realness.
this video is the most amazing thing ever
I’m so in love with this.
avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this