when you surprise a bitch in spanish
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
*walks into school*
Kim Kardashian got engaged and had a baby and still got out-Googled by Beyonce who hasn’t even bothered to drop a single.
when youre forced to click on the stupid grey photo image on your dash
this should be a trojan ad
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
To boldly go where no tree has gone before.
SHIIIII … GOT DAMN
I actually LOVED this dance, the girl in the grey was doing the most for me … I think I may wanna spend my time learning this dance
at your wedding reception like
it sure is finals week
i scrolled down for an explanation there was none
why would you buy this what’s wrong with you
Gaga last candids (03/12-09/12)
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both