Pretty Eyes and Chicken Thighs
literally falling asleep in class right now

literally falling asleep in class right now

getting out of class early doesn’t work when you have a class right after that’s like, a door down. No time to go anywhere or do anything productive, but too much time to enjoy sitting around and waiting.

Ke$ha will keep me company in these trying times

mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

desiree-duprees-third-titty:

when u look good in the mirror

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but ugly in the selfie

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Yolo means you only lute once!
Our Bard, deciding to use his lute as a weapon upon seeing three really pissed of Ents (via outofcontextdnd)

shinygays:

Steal Her Look: Lady Gaga’s Born This Way Album Cover

Harley Davidson Motorcycle - $12,995

Half of Lady Gaga - $125,000,000

No such thing as too much yogurt

No such thing as too much yogurt

postive: my mehron stuff came in today

negative: HOLY SHIT this is totally not my color!!! it’d be great for contour but like WHAT this is nothing like what the chart had it as, shiittttt. Guess I gotta figure out which one is ACTUALLY right

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died