Pretty Eyes and Chicken Thighs

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

chri555ybaby:

so sanrio has been releasing short cartoons of this character that is literally a lethargic egg yolk and i am in love

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

arcanehex:

thespookyastabater:

a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak 

Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed

eoliveson:

Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.

ohitsthatweirdkid:

orphan adore and working mama bianca

swolizard:

postracialcomments:

obaema:

I can’t cope with this

BUT WHY

silly mr. crabs thats not your millionth dollar

mothernaturenetwork:

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plotdesigner:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

can’t you imagine it though?

ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”

are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk

Think of it this way…

thebobblehat:

The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

The shy nerd

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The asshole you just can’t hate

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The hot foreign guy

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The athlete

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The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

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His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

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The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

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And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

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ibadbitch:

c-r-o-n-a:

theycantunderstand:

thelingerieaddict:

fuckyeavanity:

most amazing words ever spoken.

Eartha Kitt, dropping some self-love realness.

this video is the most amazing thing ever

mmm

I’m so in love with this.

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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